real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names